Eerie Descent 4:37 Fri May 1
Be careful what you wish for...
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When I was 16, I made a wish that by the time I was 25, I would have shagged 100 birds.
The reality was, I only made it to 92. And I now have syphilis.
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
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Eerie Descent
8:57 Fri May 1
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*100
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Willtell
8:51 Fri May 1
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You dreampt about strong females 92 times too Jibbers...
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Eerie Descent
7:28 Fri May 1
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I'm here to be ruined, Pickle.
I like a strong female.
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Hammer and Pickle
7:27 Fri May 1
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Yes, she'd ruin you alright jibbers.
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Eerie Descent
7:25 Fri May 1
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Don't ruins things, Ratched.
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Nurse Ratched
7:19 Fri May 1
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So, Eerie...you're single...?
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Willtell
7:01 Fri May 1
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When I was 16 I had already shagged 7 different birds and ended up getting married at 18! That's a bit like Syphilis....
Thing is Jibbers I reckon you're joking but I'm not....
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Eerie Descent
5:16 Fri May 1
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So I assume you're 5ft 2 then, Lee?
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BigLee
5:13 Fri May 1
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Eerie mate ur a fucking virgin anyone who says that sort of thing on an internet forum is a virgin
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Eerie Descent
5:12 Fri May 1
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*here
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Eerie Descent
5:12 Fri May 1
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Trying?
We're all friends her, Glenny.
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Glenn Rodent
5:09 Fri May 1
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Glenny, not cunt? Are you trying to be my friend now Eeerie?
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young woody
5:09 Fri May 1
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peroni 5:02 Fri May 1
Must mean i am 26 now FFS
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Eerie Descent
5:07 Fri May 1
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Glenn Rodent 4:58 Fri May 1
I'm into a bit of golden showers, so pissing the bed whilst asleep is no massive issue when I've taken care of business, Glenny.
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Spandex Sidney
5:07 Fri May 1
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syphillis? OUCH!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!
Bet your cock looks like a 3 month old courgette. Looks like you won't get beyond 92 once the bird sees that shit.
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Ricky Bobby
5:06 Fri May 1
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peroni 5:02 Fri May 1
BA-DA-BOOM!
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peroni
5:02 Fri May 1
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young woody 4:38 Fri May 1
"I lost count at age 22"
I'll help you out there Woody - it's 23 next.
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Glenn Rodent
4:58 Fri May 1
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Eerie Descent 4:37 Fri May 1
Well I hope you just shagged them and didn't wet the bed like you normally do on here.
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Kelly Smunt
4:58 Fri May 1
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I think you can rest easy for a good few years yet stoneman.
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young woody
4:50 Fri May 1
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Eerie Descent 4:44 Fri May 1
Got to about 11 and that was it.
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stoneman
4:48 Fri May 1
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In 1982 during a history lesson I told my friend Mark that if West Ham ever won the European Cup I would happily die that night.
I still worry that one day it might happen.
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